Top 10 Memorable Movie Jock Douche Bags

A tribute to those alpha male jerks who've menaced our heroes time and again. They got looks, athletic ability, the hottest chicks, sheesh. What more do they want?

10. Chaz - Back To School - Hmmm, he looks familiar. Anyway, Chaz enjoys everything there is to enjoy in college, yet he treats fellow swimming team student Mellon with disdain. When Mellon's Dad becomes the life of the campus, Chaz turns up the douche baggery by tricking him into quitting the team and doubting his abilities. But when push came to shove, Super-douche fakes a leg cramp.

9. Stifler - American Pie - This Lacrosse playing douche's most admirable quality is that his Mother inspired a new word in the American Lexicon, "MILF."  He seems to walk through life blissfully unaware of just how obnoxious he is. 

8. Brodhi - Point Break - Jocks tend to do things their own way, and to hell with other people. This is why Brodhi is hanging 10 as the surfer douche bag. In order to fund his surfer jock lifestyle, he robs banks, kidnaps ex-girlfriends, and assaults FBI agents. What a douche bag.

7. Stan - Revenge Of The Nerds - Captain of the football team, head of the Greek council, head of the Alpha Beta frat house, and dating the hottest girl on campus. You'd think he'd be content with all his success. Most would, but not if you're a douche bag. Stan just can't leave well enough alone, and goes to great lengths in humiliating nerds at every opportunity. 

6. Dutch - The Karate Kid - Johnny is the head bully of the Cobra Kai's in this film. The rest just go along with him as they harass and beat up poor Daniel Larusso. But Dutch is different. Although no personal claim is at stake, he develops a deep resentment towards Daniel, making him arguably more menacing than Johnny. While Johnny feels disrespected as Daniel punched him in the nose and dates his ex-girlfriend, Dutch formulates a hatred for him for reasons known only to himself. He is a true bully douche bag.

5. Jimmy - The Ringer - Being mentally challenged does not excuse you from being a jock douche bag. A multi-time gold medalist in the Special Olympics, Jimmy is neither humble or considerate. He's corporately sponsored, rude to his fans, and treats women as waitresses and maids. 

4. White Goodman - Dodgeball - His picture is in the dictionary under Jock Douche Bag. White is a gym owner and fitness guru who feels if you're not in top shape, your beneath contempt. He takes great delight in seizing control of Average Joe's Gym, a gym for people who aren't looking to be whipped and abused into shape. He wants to crush Average Joes and kick them to the curb, just for perverted fun and to satisfy his ego. 

3. Billy Mitchell - The King Of Kong - If you consider competitive video game playing a sport, than this is arguably the biggest douche going. Mostly because he isn't a character, he's real. It takes skill to hold the record for the highest score in Donkey Kong, but its another to rest on those laurels for 20+ years. When a newcomer Steve Wiebe arrives on the scene and submits a better score, he is disqualified. Galaxy Games (who track game records) invites Steve to trial by fire by live competition, and he accepts. He then officially beats Billy's record again, but Billy cheap shots and submits a questionable video that he's been "sitting on" for years, "for just such a situation." The Galaxy Games crew, all Billy Mitchell sycophants, accept the tape without question. Billy Mitchell never went head to head with Steve the entire film, despite espousing how live competition is what separates players from real champions. He is the King of Douche.

2. Ogre - Revenge Of The Nerds - A dog doesn't understand why he must attack mailmen, he just does it. Ogre, who's IQ is slightly superior to a dogs, although far uglier, simply must attack nerds. There is no provocation, territorial dispute, or survival instinct which compels him, it's something he just does.

1. Johnny Lawrence - The Karate Kid - No other character epitomizes the Jock Douche Bag more than Johnny. If being a black belt and tournament champion isn't enough to bully anything that crosses his path, he has a flock of Cobra Kai black belts that act as his toadies. Johnny has to routinely validate his ego by beating up arguably the skinniest kid in school. When it comes to the all time biggest douche bag, Johnny is the best around.